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Strawberry Milkshake

While recieving a blumpkin. Pull out, finish in the woman's face, proceed to punch her in the nose, then grab her by the ears and shake violently

**Open bathroom door at Jack in the Box** Damn nigga that bitch is getttin strawberry milkshaked!! You gotta see this!

by Milkshake king April 19, 2010

Strawberry Milkshakes

When a guy put a rubberband on each of a lactating mothers breast, then waits till they get ripe and red and slap them viciously until they begin to bleed and lactate. Instantly creating a mix of Mothers Milk and Blood to drink up like a strawberry milkshake.

So I went over Matt's house and his Mom made me some Strawberry Milkshakes. Nice!

by Roger_RD_Scott January 16, 2010

Strawberry Milkshake

The sexual act in which one person, often the male, punches the other person, who may be male or female, in the face so that he or she begins to bleed from the nose. The person then ejaculates on the face of the individual whose nose is bleeding, which in turn creates a mixture of red and white liquid on the face, commonly referred to as a strawberry milkshake.

1. "OMG Stephen you have to cum on her face, but first punch her so you can make a tasty strawberry milkshake"

2. "Keri you won't believe what happened last night, I gave this girl the tastiest milkshake the other day, it was strawberry"
"Ew Stephen, that's gross, I hope you didn't punch her too hard!"

by Kerbear92 January 06, 2014

Strawberry Milkshake

THis is how to perform strawberry milkshake:
1. Wait for a girls period.
2. Have her do it in a cup.
3. Without a tampon fuck her until your about to bust and pull out and jizz in the cup.
4.Then put it in a blender and share with a friend.
5.Enjoy!!!

Jake: Hey Courtney, that strawberry milkshake was the best i've ever had!!!

by Adam Dezzi August 17, 2006

Strawberry Milkshake

The act of mixing the girl's "crimson tide" with the man's jizz and making a pink coloured "milkshake"

I made some strawberry milkshake with mandy last night and I made her drink it all before I kicked her in the face

by midget^ August 27, 2005

strawberry milkshake

A woman with a yeast infection during her period.

Susan recently became a strawberry milkshake.

by Snarfle September 23, 2007

Strawberry Milkshake

A sex practice in which a lactating woman mixes her milk with the blood of her period to make a delicious beverage. This recipe makes 1-3 servings.

My girlfriend made me a strawberry milkshake last night. Man do I love her cooking!

by Sventheviking March 21, 2009