A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a school bully takes you into the bathroom and dunks your head in the toilet, then flushes it repeatedly so it swirls all around your head.
In high school I used to give this kid named Eric swirlies in his own piss. I would sneak up on him while he was taking a piss, wait for him to finish, then grab him before he could flush and shove his head in for a good long while. Yup, He got a lot of piss swirlies.
Where a persons head is put down the toilet, which is then flushed. Used by woman to humiliate their parter after using the loo.
My wife called me into the bathroom one day, i thought she wanted some kinkyness, but instead said she wanted to give me a swirlie, next thing i knew my head was being rammed down the toilet into her stinky shit, and then flushed.
1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.
1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.
Someone who's existence is merely a holding pattern in the toilet bowl of life and who will go swirling down the drain at the slightest decrease in forward inertia. So weak is their character and constitution, that the slightest emotional bump in the road will send them swirling away. They won't even have time to curl up in the fetal position and suck their thumb.
He's such swirlie. He quit his job, citing self-esteem issues, then spiraled further into depression and self-loathing after moving into his mother's basement.