A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.
I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.
When two guidos have a gay off, usually in the men's room of their gym or a dance club.
See those two guidos over there, looking at themselves naked in the full-length mirror? As soon as no one's looking, they're gonna have an Italian swordfight.
When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.
I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight
A golden swordfight is when two men start to have a swordfight. During the swordfight, each of the men start to urinate at the same time.
Braden and I got into a golden swordfight last night.
A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.
My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs
Popularised (and made?) by the musical of Heathers. Basically describes a cockfight happening inside of a girls mouth.
Heather: I remember differently! I seem to remember there was a- Ram: BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTH
A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.
He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.