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T-Paining

Stage crashing.

"Oh, you T-Paining right now, huh," to Lil' Mama @ 2009 MTV VMA's - Jay Z

T-Pain stage crashing Jay Z during a set while spittin "D.O.A". Lil' Mama invading the stage during Jay Z and Alicia Keys' set at the 2009 VMA's.

by G Nice September 16, 2009

t pain

now ubiquitous r and b singer, immediately identifiable because he sings through a vocorder. this dude was inescapable in 2007.

has never been heard talking with this device.

"buy u a drank", "bartender", "in love with a stripper", "cyclone"... how can anyone not know who t pain is ?

by frere ubu January 09, 2008

T-Pain

An Updated Version Of Blue Balls Commonly Associated With Lap Dances
Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.

Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?
Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.
Kid One: That's The Worst

by James Vandling June 20, 2007

t pain

R&B Singer from Florida. T Pain is short for Tallahasse Pain. Hes signed to Akon's Music Label, Konvict Musik.

T Pain sings "Im in love with a Stripper".

by DetroitTom May 18, 2006

T-Pain

A popular music artist. Yes, I say "popular" because he sings on subjects that are inferior enough for mainstreamers, teenyboppers and hoodrats to relate to. Obviously according to this man's music club-hopping is the center of his life, he falls in love with women with ribald job positions (i.e. stripper) and he has a weird obsession with drinks or buying people drinks.

He is NOT R&B. He is the commercial-pop version of R&B. And anyone who think he is the best or "hot" need to die. This generation of young adults need to jump off a bridge.

Somebody KILL T-Pain. Please. Thank You.

by twistedbabydoll September 25, 2007

T-Paining

To crash ones performance/event by jumping on stage with performer. Usually accompanied with the fact that they are in no way supposed to be on stage. Origin comes from Jay-Z remarks to Lil Mama crashing his performance at the 2009 VMA's

Jay-Z to Lil Mama after crashing the stage at the VMA's: "Oh, you T-Paining me right now?"

by Serena Williams Jr. September 17, 2009

T-Painning

Verb

- The act of using auto-tune on a song.

Ron Browz is T-Painning on all his songs.

by The Pain/DJ C/EnterX June 07, 2009