A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person offends a gay person.
*Person 1 kisses a boy
Person2: Wow! that's so gay
Greatest song by Katy Perry. It's basically about emo boys....it doesn't call them emo, but it describes a classic emo boy.
"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. You bitch and moan about LA, wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway. You don't eat meat and you drive electrical cars, you're so indie rock it's almost an art. you need SPF45 just to stay alive.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"
When Joe's mom is extremely gay, use this phrase
joe mama so gay, i died of fucking cancer
Any one of a number of Las Vegas shows performed by French Canadians acrobats. Heterosexual males will be transformed into homosexuals by attending just one such show.
After forcing him to accompany her to Cirque Du So-Gay, Fred's wife was surprised when he dumped her in favor of an old hockey goalie.
The inability to take a joke at one's own expense.
Dude 1: Hey, check out my Jopapa definition!
Jopapa: >:(
Everyone Else: bahahahaha... Nice one!
A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....