A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is there for you no matter what! Companion, helper around the house, helps with kids, helps prepare meals. Someone who is inspires, postive, and always there to help you when your down. Wife doesn't determine sex. It's a partnership. Someone who is family regardless of blood relationship.
My best friend is the best wife a girl could ask for
A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.
Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."
To go somewhere with your wife.
Joe: What are you doing this weekend?
Tom: Oh, I'm going to wife it over to Colorado to take her skiing.
Joe: That's cool. I wifed it down to Mexico last weekend.
Your female partner, life partner, significant other who you are not married to but eternally committed to and who you may or may not have a child with.
To be used in place of girlfriend, lady friend, significant other, or partner.
"My not-wife made the best pasta last night." "My not-wife wants to have another baby."
term used in reference to the woman in which a man is the most emotionally involved with & who he feels the most obligation toward. she typically has characteristics which would make her a desirable long-term partner.
Porscha is super badd but I'm out with wife tonight.