A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is just a total bitch
Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle
The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.
Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.
A twat that resembles a folded waffle.
Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display
A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
You sir, are a twat waffle.
What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.
a person (usually a female) who is an etreme bitch. cam also be used synonymously with trick, whench, cock-block, ect.
My ex-girlfriend is being a twat-waffle with my new girlfriend, that cock-block.
When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"