A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who twistes a situation.... basically a real bitch. they take something someone has said then twist it to what they want to make it sound worse nd basically cause arguments ALL the time. bitch
claire- i just dont really like hannah tht much shes ok i just prefer not being around her. emily- aw dnt worry i feel the same claire- dont tell emily- dont worry i wont emily(to sarah)- claire hates hannahs guts and thinks shes a TOTAL bitch lol!!! she want her to crawl into a little corner and slit herself coz she hates her sooo much! (claire finds out wen hannah finds out) hannah- omg u bitch i thort u liked me!!!! claire- wat? hannah- u want me to kill myself coz u hate my guts! claire- i NEVA sed that hannah- apparently u did! claire- wel sum1 has been a twister coz i neva sed tht!!!!
One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.
"That teacher's a twister innit"
A slang that means someone who is a master in contortions and twists. It also denotes a person who says "what a twist!" constantly and uncontrollably.
David: Kevin how was your mother last night? Kevin: She was good. David: Good. I made sure she had a great time in bed. Kevin: YOU DAMN TWISTER!!! David: what a twist!