A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.
Boy: I know the answer to that question! Insulter: Take a seat, queer!
What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang
Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now? Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker" Lil homie"uh oh..."
It’s another way of saying “spill the T” but if someone is rushing towards you, you make them sit down to “spill the details”.
Girl: *running towards you* “Omg I have to tell you something” Boy: “Chill, take a seat, spill the deat
The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.
I walked into the house "hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?" "Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet." "ok let me just get changed" I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen "why don't you take a seat"
Your gonna fucking die
Pilot 'Cabin crew take your seats' Person 'Fuck'
Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face
I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face