Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tak

Swiss grunting noise produced in the gym by males with smaller than average penises. often used in order to get that last rep in the set. often repeated 2 or 3 times for maximum effect

lad in nike gear lifts bar*
"fauhhhhh tak tak"
lads around him*
"fuahhhh cuahhh he fukin did it"

by lunchisforp******* May 22, 2019

Tak

To beat your friend at golf by allowing him to not win a single hole

Dude, today I will tak you on the course.

by takker February 27, 2015

Tak

a amazingly cute asian boy who wants to adopt babies.

Tak used adoption.com to search for a future child.

by HAWTjoasia November 11, 2008

taks

that’s a knee slapper; a response to a funny joke

Person A: *tells a funny joke*
Person B: Haha taks!

by Carlos427 July 22, 2019

TAKS

Stands for “that’s a knee slapper

TAKS! That’s a funny joke!

by Xx724lolxX July 20, 2019

tak

to drink a shitload of alcohol in one night

Dude I want to tak and forget everything that happened

by J.Mace May 20, 2007

tak

It is both a noun and a verb in Persian (Farsi) for "Deliberate Missed Call". In Iran, like when we try to make a "remark" or "confirmation" via cellphone to somebody, sometimes instead of texting or calling that person we just "tak" them and they get a "tak". I think it'd be so perfect if in English you use this notion and word.

"So, when the dinner is ready, I will give you a tak so that you can come over, okay?"

"I don't understand. Why is she tak'ing me all the time?"

"Why don't you give me a tak so I can have your number?"

"Please don't tak me any more. It really disturbs me a lot."

by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010