A fork of Rural Dictionary
The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.
The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.
Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.
Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."
Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"
Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."
Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"
Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"
when a guy skeets up and catches it in his scrotum then the girl slurps it out
Dude last night some girl gave me a salty tea cup and it was great.
Blowing a load in a girls belly button and letting it sit there for at least 30 seconds
As I could feel the tickle in the fruit of my loins I spackled my ejaculate into my bitches belly button completing the frosted tea cup.
When one pees into a girls belly button, then dips a crumpet into the pee and makes the girl eat it
Sally came over yesterday at high noon for an English tea cup.
The one who is getting teabagged. The Teabagee if you will
Person 1: Holy Moly! I’m The Special Tea Cup!
when a girls nipples are as big around as a tea cup.
guy 1: where were you last night?
guy 2: i went over to haileys house man.
guy 1: dude i heard she had some fucking tea cup titties.
guy 2: that shit dont matter atleast i got some!
When a male take his own penis and inserts it in to his own rectum and then urinates
Hot tea cup is when (My partner grabbed the handle of the hot teacup and then the tea poured all over my partner and it was hot in my anus and on my partners chest.)