A fork of Rural Dictionary
n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.
Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.
while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob
She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time
When the girl/guy gives an Indian burn to the shaft of the receiver till the point of crying. That is when the giver uses the produced tears as lubricant until the point of orgasm is achieved.
Meghan: I want to try something special tonight... I'm gonna make your dick burn until your balls cry out, I call it the indian tear-jerker
Eye irritation caused by the vaginal discharge of Ohio women. Often a foamy - like discharge, it is a highly irritating secretion with a pungent suffocating odor. It’s is extremely basic and corrosive.
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“I’m sorry,” she said again. “I didn’t mean to give you an Ohatian Tear Jerker!” No, it’s my fault,” he said, tears streaming down his face, “I should have known better than to tongue punch the fart box of a Colombus native.
A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.