A fork of Rural Dictionary
Idiots that stink. I would know. I am one of them.
Bob:What are you doing?
Dick: Listening to Nirvana....Smells like teen spirit.
Bob: Ugh, teenagers these days!
A teenager is simply a person who’s age ends in ‘teen’, hence the name. Possibly the best and worst time of your life.
The worst part about being a teenager (besides ‘the talk’) is how much we are stereotyped. As in people see teens as trouble causing, lazy slobs when that’s not the case for a lot of teens.
I’m 14 and I enjoy school, I read books and do art and play guitar and pretty much use my time wisely and appreciate life as it is. No, I don’t spend my time on social media 24/7 or sleep in til late afternoon or drink or smoke or any of the other things that older people think teens do.
“Hey, remember when we were teenagers? Lmao”
“Omg, we were such idiots back then”
Remember when being a teenager was fun! Me neither.
Wierd version: People often don’t like to hang out with younger people, but some are normal. Please don’t stereotype Tweenagers, tweens, or preteens. Some of them think it’s funny to treat all preteens like assholes, Yes I’m looking at you 14-year-olds, we have feelings.
Normal version: People who are nice, and are the future generation of adults, tend to hang out in groups of 3-6, and talk about random stuff! Teenagers are normal people and are not trouble makers.
Karen perspective: Teenagers are such TROUBLEMAKERS! I can't spend another day without them playing loud music at parties!
Wierd version:
Preteen one: See that teenager
Preteen two: Yeah he’s probably mean
Preteen one: Let’s stay away from him
Normal version:
Preteen one: Hey there ___, I was wondering if you would help me out?
Teenager: engages in conversation
Preteen one: ok thanks, you really helped a lot!
Karen View:
Karen one: Oh my gosh teenagers are sooooo loud!
Teenager: we aren't that mean you know
Karen one:*fakes being injured
A Young Adult (Teen)
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
one who is better prepared for the zombie apocalypse but not tomorrow's math test
zombie couch potato lazy teenager