Country Dictionary

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Pubic Thatch

Thick, coarse pubic hair.

Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood October 26, 2008

ass thatch

A thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer

man that girls got ass thatch

by nick December 07, 2003

thatch

A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".

"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"

by Nick September 13, 2004

Snatch Thatch

A woman's vagina hair.

Carly: Should I shave my pubes?
Sheila: I love me some snatch thatch

by 343N September 17, 2017

thatch

slang term for marijuana. Derived from the mentally challanged TV character Corky Thatcher. Describes how good weed can make you feel retarded.

Do you have any thatch ? That guy is a huge thatcher.
I'm so thatched.

by thatched420 June 17, 2008