A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other. 2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.
"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."
Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ? Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato Girl: yes I am Guy: yes
The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
"Dude you should have the fac Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!
a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato
Used to refer to a situation that is cool, fun, or otherwise indescribable. Saying, "That is the baked potato with chives (or other baked potato toppings" declares the situation to be even cooler. The ultimate cool situation gets "the loaded baked potato"
"This party is going to be the baked potato!" "That concert was the baked potato with chives!" "Woo! That movie was the loaded baked potato!"
A sweaty ass, usually causing boxers to stick to it.
"Damn dude, I got a baked potato."