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Voluptuous lumps on a woman's chest, if they are big and bouncy ...well then you got the tool to seduce and man into whatever you want him to do

Girl: hey babe can you get me a smoothie Guy: ugh do I have to Girl( comes out shirtless letting her massive boobs bounce near her boyfriends face ): please babe for me I'll let you touch my boobs later Guy: WHERES THE FUCKING KEYS!!!!

The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.

"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"

a very warm and comfortable pillow.

dude: damn, your boobs are soft.

( .Y. )=normal boobs (.Y.)=small boobs ( . Y . )=big boobs ( .y. )=retarded boobs ( . | . )=flat boobs

My girlfriend has( . Y . )boobs.

When a woman attacks you with her breast area.

Opps sorry i just boobed you.

The Weapons of Mass Erection

Man...her boobs are huge! I'm getting a mass erection!

a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do

I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted