A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.
Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!
a stealer of meat, particularly ham
Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone
Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy
*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*
A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.
"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
Someone who tries to suck your dick in the middle of the night while you are sleeping.
I was sound a sleep last night when someone broke into my house and tried to hamburglar me!
A person who steals hamburgers.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that dude that stole 50 frozen hamburgers from McDonalds?
Person 2: Yes. They're calling him the hamburglar.
A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.
Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.