A fork of Rural Dictionary
a student that goes to a catholic school, such as mission
some nerd: hey did you do that fun algerbra last night?
normal guy: eew missionary get away nerd!
where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies
want to try the missionary tonight?
The Christian term instead of using the word "pimp" to use to say that someone or something is cool
"dude you are sucha missionary!"
"oh man, these new shoes are soo missionary"
A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday
Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday
The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.
Pain in the hip due to too much sex. Tennis elbow of the hip.
I better switch positions before I get missionary hip.
It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.
Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.
"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"