A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking a giant dump in a public bathroom and wiping your ass without ripping the toilet paper, then rolling the muddy brown toilet paper back up on the roll.
-Dude I just did a California Rewind in that bathroom.
A phrase used to describe communist propaganda
9 Year Old Timmy: YouTube rewind was very good this year! They had Ninja!
Mother: (Disowns child)
Yaaaaaaah, it's rewind time! Yeah if I controlled rewind I'd want Fortnite, and Marques Brownlee. Is this what you wanted? You know who I would've asked for? Quit horsing around, play me some of that jumping music. There's one thing this video needs, KPOP! Can I have a royal wedding? Yeah but, you're marrying bongo cat. Wait, what? Rewind needs more science! Could we do an experiment? Love that, melting lipsticks. I want to eat something! Mukbang! Mukbang! Here's to all women in 2018 for finding their voices. It's nice seeing how women grew and were empowered. Can we give a moment to working moms? Let's do it! To everyone who taught. Or learned something new this year. And to all the refugees and anyone looking for a home. All of us should send a toast to the kids who follow their dreams. I want to thank the whole community that always supports us during our best and worst. We are a family. We are a team. Family is everything. I wanna give a moment to everyone who supported me when I got sick. All of the messages and comments like that made me feel like I wasn't alone. We're forgetting something, I think we should read the comments. Yeah I have a feeling this is about to get a little bit crazy. Let's give the people what they want. Ahahahaha, ah that's hot, that's hot!
'Yaaaaaaaah, it's rewind time!' - Will Smith
Yaaaah its rewind time
Jimmy: ive been shot
Will Smith: Yaaaah its rewind time
mordi rewind was the best thing i have ever seen!
you need to watch mordi rewind and mordi rewinded!
An extremely sick, disgusting joke which is occasionally done in frat houses, public toilets or the home of your enemy. The "Cleveland Rewind" consists of un-hinging a toilet paper roll from it's holder, pull out a considerable portion of the paper, and very carefully wipe one's ass on the portion in the middle, then "rewinding " the roll back, and replacing it into the dispenser. Thus, a subsequent patron gets shit on their fingers. The "Cleveland Rewind" supposedly gets its name from the equally disgusting "Cleveland Steamer" term.
Man, some asshole did a Cleveland Rewind on me and I got a handful when I was trying to wipe!