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roman candle fight

It is when you have two teams and you and your friends light roman candles and shoot them at each other till one team gives up. You can also use M-80 as grenades to throw at the opposing team or bottlerockets.

Nick just got his finger blown off in a roman candle fight just now.

by Cali35 April 25, 2007

roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.

"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009

roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.

Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.

by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007

Roman candle

When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it

"I need your roman candle to light it."

by Laura and Levi November 27, 2007

Swedish Roman Candle

To put your thumb over the end of your dick right before a man orgasms and to let off the preasure and reapply it quickly until finished sending a roman candle like parade of seamen in to the air.

He hit her from across the room with a swedish roman candle.

by Tyler Verona February 04, 2007

Roman candle

When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle

Hahaha. Dude. First ever roman candle. It was weird with 3 other guys. But she had fun

by Hachet420 June 24, 2011

roman candle

the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.

" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"

by bosse August 22, 2005