A fork of Rural Dictionary
A UFO is a name given to a girl or guy whose hotness or ugliness cannot truly be determined from any distance. They are simply an unidentified fucking object.
Bro 1: Hey, dude, I got a UFO sighting at your three o'clock. Bro 2: No, she's hot, I think you are mistaken... (Girl laughs, throws her head back and allows the light to catch her face in a gruesome way) Bro 2: Oh...it is I who was mistaken. Good call.
University of Oregon. The locals say "U of O" and to outsiders it just sounds like "UFO". I miss Eugene.
Oregonian: "Yeah, i went to school at the UFO" Non-Oregonian: "What? You're an alien?" Oregonian: sigh... -_-
Unidentified Faecal Object: When something appears in your poop that you KNOW you didn't have for dinner last night.
"Mary! Them goddam UFO's are appearing in my poop again. I knows we didn't have brown grapes for dinner last night, so what are they doing in the goddam pan?!"
Ugly Fat Old 1. Easy target to approach when charging for sex 2. When someone doesn't change their photos on online dating websites and you end up with a UFO.
1. "It's pre-pay day, I need a UFO for some quick cash!" 2. "How was the DILF/MILF?" "No dice, total UFO."
elusive flying machines thought to be piloted by extraterrestrials and generally confined in their earthly encounters to areas where the National Enquirer is considered a literary magazine.
well ye haw, look at that flying thingamajig in the sky ma!