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man candy

An unwilling anal valentine for other men in jail.

Logan spent the night as someone's man candy after his arrest.

by 3DSteve June 07, 2005

man candy

any actor who was in the movie 300.

Man, Leonidus is a hot piece of man candy!

by DSilver November 19, 2007

man candy

The cause of my neck strain. I see it every morning when I drive to work. Young, dark and lean Hispanic day laborers that stand in a parking lot waiting for work. I mentally grow their hair, take off their clothes and put loin cloths on them.

Hey girls, take a look at that man candy! Yow!!!!

by Sugarmomma November 08, 2006

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

man candy

The bulk old fashioned candy that is sold at retail stores with a largely male customer base. Types of stores include auto parts, hardware, farm supply, sporting goods and lumber yards. Examples of the candies include circus peanuts, licorish whips, bit-o-honey, sour cherry balls, chocolate covered peanuts, and pink wintergreen mints.

Cabela's has great sour cherry balls in their man candy section.

by Farm Daughter February 14, 2011

Man Candy

A dude who often times walks like a gay man with his arms swinging at his sides. Known to dance sporadically in the hallways.

Man candy is so totally flaming!

Yeah, but I still love him.

man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive

girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

by sandrwich September 14, 2013