A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy 1: Dude, she was hot when I took her home but when I woke up this morning she gained 200 pounds!
Guy 2: *FP*
a film statistic for "fucks per second," referring to the number of times fuck is said in a movie per second. Currently, no movie holds a score of over 1.
Did you see Nil By Mouth? it has the highest fps of any real movie ever!
Short for 'Fat Pussy.'
Used to describe someone who is known for making excuses or backing out of plans.
Originated at UC Davis to describe students who did not want to partake in drunken festivities.
Don't be an FP, come to the bars with us!