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heater

Noun, a cigarette, smoke, stoag, butt.

I'm gunna go rip a heater.

by birdman001 June 30, 2005

Heater

A ritualistic male bonding event consisting of complete and total inebriation, drugs, intercourse with various Women, and disregard for law. Usually lasting 2 nights and resulting in bankruptcy, divorce, arrests, annulments, and break-ups.

Damn bruh, that heater this weekend really fucked my life up!

by J to the M May 01, 2012

Heater

1. The act of taking a stinking poop that permeates through out an office/environment.

2. Name calling of a man and/or woman in office/environment setting who takes a number of serial smelly shits.

Ex. 1: A) Jesus John!! Did you just take a heater in the bathroom?

B) I gotta go take a heater, I'll be back a few minutes.

Ex. 2: A) Look at the heater at his/her chair.

B) Watch out! The heater just got out of the bathroom.

by Dudley 'Booger' Dawson January 26, 2011

heater

In poker, a heater is a period where a player is getting better than average cards. Heaters don't theoretically exist, but they appear to exist on a player's graph. Can last for a very short while or a very long while.

I was on a huge heater where I was running $5,000 over EV. Now I'm downswinging back to zero :(

by coffee n ciggz August 22, 2010

on a heater

The string of luck someone has when gambling.

Rita wouldn't leave the casino because she was on a heater.

by Delacroix63 January 22, 2018

heater

slang term for a fastball.

The pitcher struck him out with a heater.

by Chairman November 06, 2003

Heaters

cigarettes when the temperature is below comfortable for those living in the midwest.

"Hey Carl, lets go out back and burn some heaters"
"Hey hook it up wit a heaters yo!"

by Scott Terror February 03, 2006