Country Dictionary

To pull down/remove one's underwear, revealing all genetalia to all onlookers. Very popular in changing rooms.

FFS, would not be such a queer and attempt to keg me to look at my giant cock. Your mum does that for me.

To run up behind someone and pull their panties down to reveal the mother of all bushes.

Oh my gosh did you just see that girl just got kegged in that shop window by that bitch.

To pull someone's trousers and/or underwear down.

"Argh! You just kegged me!" *pulls trousers up again*

A person whose body shape resembles that of a keg/beer barrel - a waist almost as large as their height.

Wow look at amy, she is such a keg!

Dan just used to be a little chubby, now he's a full blown keg!

A woman who is full of beer and is promiscuous

Steve tapped Lisa like the keg that she is.

Knackers, nads, testicles. (Poss Scottish.)

Ah didnae like his patter so he goat a boot in the kegs.

1) to pull sum1s trousers dwn to the amusement of every apart frm th trouser wearers
2) to describe sumthin crap

did you see charles shoot in that match, it was a keg effort.