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Where you don't have time to de-ice your car/vehicle and have to drive using a tiny rectangle gap in the ice on your windshield.
A level of visibility only experienced by tank drivers with the hatch down.
It was so icy this morning I was doing a Panzer to get here in time!
The act of fucking a girl in the ass while pushing her across the floor face down while making tank noises; this will usually result in the female getting a massive rug burn across her face.
Tonight im going to give a girl the german panzer.
A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.
Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.
Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.
Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?
Panzer of the lake:Why u standing here boi
Another name for Pulling the one eyed purple headed skin flute. Also known as Tommy Tank.
I'm off to trap 1 for a Tommy Panzer.
One who hides behind people's asses.
Martin Murphy ass panzered behind me when the school cop came in asking who was selling weed.
German-large soldier
The mini boss in the Black Ops 2 Zombies map "Origins" and the Black ops 3 map "Der eisendrache"
One of two mini bosses on the map "Revelations"
Rise from the shadows, panzer soldat!