A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.
gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(
A mechanic in the 1996 Nintendo 64 game, Super Mario 64. Because of how the game processes Mario's position, it is possible to be really far from the actual level while still able to interact with the floors and walls, as if another copy of the floors and walls were there, hence the name "parallel universe". It was made popular by TASer pannenkoek2012 in his YouTube video "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)", in which he abused this mechanic to obtain a star while keeping the jump button held the whole time.
... But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes. --pannenkoek2012
A good family friendly manga that you can enjoy with your family
my little brother loves parallel paradise
1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.
2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."
Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."
2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?
Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."
Someone whose lies never meet up ( like parallel lines)
{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars
The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.
She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.
when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees
"Last night Jeff dominated her so good he parallel parked right next to the tv."