Country Dictionary

A. A tall, thin cylindrical object usually made of metal or wood. It is either for holding up flags, or dancing.

B. Someone who was born in Poland. The Polish word is actually Polak (males) or Polka (females). The term does not apply to people who have Polak parents, but born in America, like me.

Artur: I shall now randomly dance with this pole!

Wojciech: But we're supposed to take the flag down!

Artur: Who cares about the damn flag? It's a pole!

Wojciech: My eyes! Dx

Artur: Hold on, aren't we Polish? But since we're in America, shouldn't you change your name and I put the h in mine?

Wojciech: I LIKE my name, thank you very much. >> I don't feel like swapping it for one of thost crappy "American" names.

Having two people grab each of a male victim's legs, and pulling him groin-first into a fixed metal pole.

The boys decided Nigel No Friends needed a good poling.

1736 slang term for midevil cock, mainly used by pesants and looked down upon by the upper class.

"I've never seen a pole shoot it that far sir Charles."

People from Poland; Polish

Gil: you are just jealous cause you didn't win the soccer WC and now also not the handball WC.
Mr.B: you are bragging about being the champs by beating the poles?

poling is the oppoite if the phneomena planking. instead of lying down at odd spaces you stand up in weired position og places.

what's john doin in that closet?
oh, he's just poleing I'm taking a photograph for him

To have sex in a tent

Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?

1. A game.
2. The word you yell when you are out and about on the town with your friends. The last person to yell it has to run to the nearest pole and use it like they are pole dancing.

Miki: "Pole!"
Amy: "Pole!"
Cindy: "Pole!"
Liz: "Damn! runs to the nearest stop sign and does a "pop up" like a stripper"
Everybody cheers