A fork of Rural Dictionary
The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)? Friend: No, what about her Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22. Friend: What do you mean a 22? Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale? Friend: No? Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30. Friend: Oh, alright keep going. Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8. Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good. Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested. Friend: That's unfortunate.
when getting so hot that you wanna spread her but cheeks stick your dick between them and fuck them like they're tits. in any case "her" in "tit fuck her ass" can be changed to it your his etc.
"That party was so insane, I think I shouldn't of tit fuck her ass." "Who?" "My girl, and seven other chicks" "You got issues." "Stop saying that or tit fuck your ass!" "Weirdo."
when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one
"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!" "fock you" your moms says passing by eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit
This term refers to the whole of a woman's body and acts as a (totally sexist) metaphor for 'everything', from A to Z, the whole shebang.
The Navy Seals did the operation from tits to ass.
sussssssssssssssssssssssssss tits and ass and also piss and milkshakes
You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!