A fork of Rural Dictionary
T olu's M assive P enis The part of Tolu that comes out and makes her a big bitch who never shuts up. **origin of Mike and Shane
When Tolu acts like a stuck up bitch and never shuts up her TMP is showing.
Tolu Massive Penis!!!!!!!
Mike: hey shane look its tmp Shane: wats a tmp? Isiash: I love TMP Mike: Dammit R. kelly Shane: OOO tolu man penis Tolu: not funny guys everyone HAHAHAHAH
An automatic firearm originally made in Austria (TMP meaning tactical machine pistol)
The Steyr TMP may not be the ideal zombie dispatcher and is certainly not an ammo saver, but it has its advantages in combining the strength of a SAW and the flexibility of a pistol.
A Text Message Phone shockwave. It occurs when someone sends you a text message and you receive it over and over and over even though they only sent in once. And yes, you will get charged for each one of them.
Dude, Mike's phone has tmp shockwave'd my blackberry into submission.
Too Many Pages; Didn't read Acronym used by a person when they are lazy or find it annoying to read an entire article, forum thread, or web page formatted in multiple pages.
Jane: Did you check out that link to that article I sent you? John: tmp;dr John: I wish they just put it in one page instead of stretching it a paragraph per page.