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Someone who tries to be funny all the time. Also he'll try to fit in the group, wich he succeeds most of the time. A "Gijs van Iwaarden" is 9/10 times sarcastic, don't take him too serious. If you do, he will tell you otherwise.
Watch out if you see him outside in the dark though.
Sometimes he is such a Gijs van Iwaarden, he won't stop bregging about himself.
A man with a inhuman small cock who likes men with huge cocks
I think he's a "Gijs", but I'm not sure
The coolest kid ever to live
I am Gijs, the coolest kid ever to live!
Gijs has a shrimp cock, and a big nose and looks like Ferb! He listens to rock music with his friends and loves to play Fortnite!
Gijs
a tall blonde guy who is super tall and sad with the tiniest dick in the world. the only reason he is tall is because if he wasn’t he would probably kill himself
“wow look at that tall blonde guy. total Gijs”