A fork of Rural Dictionary
An older lady dressed like a skank
Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb
The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.
I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.
On November 16 dress up as an Eshay and strut your way into the nearest drug dealer hangout. Make sure to wear your TNS and adidas striped T-shirt’s. Pop pingas and get into fights with random 12 year olds.
“Oi look at these eshays, careful they might roll ya” Eshay: “Oi cunts what size ya foot” #November 16 - Dress up as an Eshay day
(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists. Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill. These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.
on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like Be what you wanna be You can suit yourself, baby But you don't suit me You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9, you're only wasting my time." -Trooper
To wear clothes resembling a nebraska farm boy. Western or flannel shirt,wrangler jeans ,boots and a belt.
Whats up with Richard, coming to this party all dressed up like Nebraska!
Someone who dresses up and takes nice pics on facebook or when they go out, but they look like all hell when the lights come on.
Ok, you're out at the club and you meet a girl who seems like a 9... but she's really a 6 dressed up as a 9. Mathematically a 6 out of 10. You see her again not dressed up and the only thing she's left with is her dignity. Not to be confused with 69, good from far, far from good.