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Tobes

Also known as omegadumbass

Tobes der Maminatzer or Tombie

by Tombie April 16, 2021

Tobeing

The act of inserting the swiss chocolate bar Toblerone into ones anus. People who perform the act are known as Tobers. It is suggested they find the experience pleasurable thanks to the many angular ridges, the sheer girth of a full size Toblerone, the relieving melting sensation of the chocolate and finally the gravelly aftershocks of the honey and almond nougat leftovers. Believed to have derived from the Scottish highlands.

Acch wee bastard bet you haven't even tryed tobeing

by OldSplooge February 10, 2023

Tobe

Tobe (Toe-buh) adj.
To be;
Rad
Psychedelic
Extreme
Essential
Trippy or
Tubular.

"Tobe" is usually used after "Totally".

"Dude, The Yellow Submarine is totally tobe".

"You look totally tobe in that hat".

by Ms. SSE Betus-Newt March 03, 2008

tobes

a coon who shatters back screen windows and breaks antennas with a soccer ball, without paying to fix it

i am a cheap faggot

by #team.bron February 05, 2004

Tobe

tobacco, cigarettes, anything that a bum smokes. Not weed. ANYTHING TOBACCO

hey bro, wanna tobe?

you got that tobe?

by kreig tf mclure March 02, 2012

Tobe

A tobe is a cross between a lobe, such as that found on the ear, and a toe.

The result is a flap-like bodily extension, sometimes found in the neck area.

'Dude, what's that on your neck?', 'Ah it's just a tobe man, appeared the other week'

'Yeah, Johnny 's got a tobe' (And I said to my friend Johnny....yo Johnny show us your tobe)

by MollyMoonshine November 02, 2011