Country Dictionary

Tim Burton's man boobs.

Tim Burton was at the beach and I saw his toobs!

A combination of the words "too" and "bad". Means "too bad".

"You just spilled my juice!"
"Toobs, dude."

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.

Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.

1. The male penis. 2. The television.

"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.

A penis, schlong, anything relating to a male's... organ.

He had a 7' penis, in other words, a 7 inch toob.

The correct spelling of the past form of being hit or killed by a grenade launcher attatchment (a.k.a A Noob Tube) in the game Call Of Duty 4.

"O man, that scrub just 'toobed' me... I'm going to go cry for a while."