A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best Species of frog! Loves to have lots of friends In the wild and In a vivarium.
Sadie just bought two whites tree frogs! She named the Mike and Bruce.
German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.
Code word for an audible fart in a public place.
Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.
A soccer club based out of Kent, OH made up of an incredible group of wet and sticky lads. Formed in 2021 by defender Mathias Broyles, the frogs feature many stars from all over the world.
The Sticky Tree Frogs took another massive W last night by 25 goals.
Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.
Tree Frogs.
A rabid dwarf that runs around humping trees.
“That damn tree frog left a jizz stain on my peach tree”
a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.
Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."