A fork of Rural Dictionary
A rapid transit system in Toronto.
Jonathan: Watcha doin tonight? Landis: Screaming random sexual terms and jumping up and down on the TTC. Jonathan: Good to know.
Ttc'ing it will now, and forever, refer to taking the TTC system. It is a VERB. Implied in this verb are definite negative connotations, as generally, most of us would rather walk for miles under a blazing Chinese sun than sit on the filth encrusted nast of the TTC.
"Should we TTC it, or cab it?" "Cab it, biotch."
"turd touching cloth" - When you're losing the race to the throne, your turd is or seems to be touching your undergarments.
"Thomas, we have got to get back to the house RIGHT NOW. I've already achieved ttc, and I'm about to have this brown baby boy whether we make it or not."
Transportation and Ticket Center. You can't actually park at Magic Kingdom. You gotta park at the TTC this huge ass parking lot thats the size of Disneyland and California Adventure together. So you better not forget where you parked or you'll cry. Then you take a monorail over to MK and it's nice cuz you can take it to Epcot and all the resorts too, all for free. There's also a ferry you can take too, which is really scenic but takes longer than monorail.
"We'll head over to the TTC and take the monorail over to MK."
Tiny Tittie Commitee, AKA flat-chested.
"Those chicks are card-carrying members of the Tiny Tittie Committee."
Guy #1: Hey Broseph, drop down fer a bit! Guy #2 : nawh man, can't. I'm hanging out with Angela. Guy #1: d00d why? she's such a bitch. What happened to bros before hoes. Guy #2: ya sorry brah, but I might get her to TTC! Guy #1: Whuuts that? Guy #2: touch the cock ,mangg! Guy #1: OH! wicked brogurt! good luck!