Country Dictionary

The sound a whip makes when it is being coiled and ready to crack.

Tom was sad most days, his countenance was grim and toxic to the eyes. Being under the snap and turge of Allishia's whip, she was the queen of the Narcissist Fembot alliance.

Noun: A person displaying a variety of uncommon behaviors. Someone who is confidently different in a way that may appear strange or goofy to an outsider but that brings much joy to those closely observing the individual. A person who is well loved but doesn't think through their actions in an often dramatic manner.

Travis Kelce was such a burgy turg on Twitter in 2010
My two year old growls like a dragon every time she doesn't want to do something. What a burgy turg!
Christian from Survivor Season 37 is the most adorable burgy turg I've ever seen
My husband is a real burgy turg; he couldn't get ahold of me so he set the house alarm off and woke up the baby.

Turg turg.

Turg turg

The name of a Lego set in the Mixels line. Part of his description read: "Part chicken, part frog, part back-of-the-bus window licker...", which seems fine to people in the US, but over in the UK, window licker is a term for mentally disabled people. The name itself, however, comes from turgid, which means distended, which roughly matches his appearance both in the animated series and Lego set.

TL;DR: Lego Mixel offends UK after being described as a window licker, slang for retarded in the UK.

Y'all hear about that mixel Turg that offended a whole country?

A dramaturg, the least honourable profession.

Thomas McGoop is a dramaturg