A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gamer slang for a first generation stand-alone CD video game console. Used in a nostalgic sense, much how a "Toaster" is used to describe a console that uses cartridges.
I don't bother with those emulators. I'm old-school. I use a turntable.
During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.
"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"
When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.
Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...
A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.
"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''