A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
the female act of cock blocking.
she is being such a twat swatter.
Girl version of “cock block”
“Girl don’t twat swat me tonight”
- Erica Denniston & Kayla Strattman
Swat Twat Proper Noun
As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?
A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.
I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.
at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.
I call it how I see it
AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”
Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.
Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.
When a female cock blocks her female friend
Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up