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Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was. can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE! person B: what? person C: stupid fool! person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing? Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

two two three

It's a slang word for a Glock 23. A hand Gun known for it's precision and accuracy for beginner shooters too.

Jimmy was popped with a two two three by a 15 year old amateur gangster.

by LowViro_De_Hero April 27, 2023

three two bitch

a roller; a female who is used up, or one that hops dicks like pogo sticks

Shay was just with a nigga 2 hours ago and now she with Jeffery... Dayymmnn she's one hell of a three two bitch

by Tew Kings November 22, 2013

Two-Three's

Two-Three's as in a pair of Nike Jordan shoes. Refering to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23, but could be interpreted as two Jordan 3's, a pair of Jordan 23's, or any Nike Air Jordan shoe in general.

Damn, you be looking fly in those 'two-three's'. Whoa, I see you be kickin' in them 'two-three's'.

by Loueeeh April 04, 2024

Two-Three's

As in a pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. In reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23. Could be used to refer to Jordan 3's, a pair of Jordan 23's, or any Air Jordan shoe in general.

Damn, those two-three's be looking fire on your feet. Hey, I see you kickin' in those two-three's.

by Loueeeh April 04, 2024

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing? Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021