A fork of Rural Dictionary
To vomit onto a closed window from inside a vehicle. Usually after a night of heavy drinking.
That player Urked in my whip, now it smells like someone threw a wet dog in a pile of leaves lit it on fire and tried to put it out with a vanilla milkshake.
A small town in The Netherlands that is renowned for sexual intercourse between blood-related family members. You can compare it to Alabama but on a smaller scale.
Person 1: Yo dude! I went to Urk last summer and it was horrifying!
Person 2: What did you see?
Person 1: I saw a son bang his mother...
Person 2: Guess imma need to move to Urk
Person 1: ...
Steve Urkel. Anybody with a friend that is unhip but you still hang out with.
Some town in Flevoland, Netherlands
It is an (almost literal) conservative island. Avoid at all costs!
Sane Dutch person: Urk sucks.
Urker: You are sin.
Sane Dutch person: No.