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Vodka

Ultimate cs:go drink. Can be used on basically anything. Except don't drop it. It's a bomb.

Vodka is better than rum (rhymes with cum)

by 🅱️ommunism January 10, 2022

vodka

Potato Juice.

Want some vodka?

What's that?

Potato juice dude duh

by Dunggbeetle May 02, 2016

VoDkA

This was Dylan Klebold's AOL and DOOM username. There is no specific reason that I could find for the name VoDkA, but one of the Columbine Shooter's journal entries, did state that Switzerland was a good country, so maybe they had an affixation to the northern Europeans. Maybe I'm blasting this way out of proportion.

1. VoDkA is a legendary DOOMer

2. The heinous crimes that VoDkA had committed are not justifiable.

by Bill Mckill November 08, 2018

Vodka

Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.

Good vodka includes: Zubrowka(the best), wyborowa, luksosowa and bols.

by cerealtitties January 13, 2006

Vodka

The only thing better than whiskey.

$30 for a fifth of Jack?!? Get some Smirnoff instead.

by Jimmers October 05, 2003

vodka

Basically, alcohol mixed with water. An alternative to just plain raw alcohol, invented by people who did not die like 4 seconds after drinking it (and apparently wanted more). Go to any spot in Russia you can buy it for like 50 kopeiks (2 cents) a bottle

Comes from the Russian word "water" (meaning that the Russians practically drink it as if it was water)

V Vodke Yest Vitamin
Skazal Tovarish Ho Chi Minh

-Ho Chi Minh

by Minh Chi Ho March 16, 2005

Vodka

Vodka is lube

Jane: I can't have sex with you.

Tarzan: Then have vodka, now!

by Aradya December 10, 2009