A fork of Rural Dictionary
A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
Is the type of guy to play fortnite and drop outta high school
bryan valdez doesn't know how to play fortnite
legit the best human in the world. beyond words. beautiful. hilarious. stunning. guys can;t keep their hands off.
Guy: "Yo have you seen that new girl?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean Olivia Valdez? She's AWESOME"
Olivia:"What's up ladies?"
someone who likes to eiffel tower and double penetrate on a daily basis.
Person: Have you heard of Kimberly Valdez?
Me: omg yes but don't say her name out loud she'll double penetrate you.
A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack
That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez