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I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!
A man that shelters his homosexual erotic desires so well in the shadows of hollywood he can openly torture heterosexual men by portraying a pea eyed turkey neck goblin, capible of snatching your girl right out from underneath you.
Dont be such a Vin Diesel, save some pussy for the rest of us. Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?
An actor with a hidden message
Vin Diesel rearranged= I end lives
Taken from Fast and Furious. The act of screwing people over in any online racing game by causing them to crash.
Player 1: Yes I'm coming first. Player 2: NOT *bumps player 1 causing him to crash*. Player 1: Dude why are you Vin Dieseling me.
Verb. The act of sharing Vin Diesel facts, quotes and multimedia within your social circle to bring joy to them and learn ways to live life correctly.
1. Dan was having a shit day so Bob repeatedly Vin Dieseled him via Slack to cheer him up. 2. Stop Vin Dieseling me! you're making me feel my life is not worth it.
Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.
Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans? Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.