A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this. 2) Means: You're screwed. 3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship. 4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.
1) A: We need to talk B: We already are, dumbass. 2) A: We need to talk B: Ahh shit. 3) A: We need to talk B: *packs bags* 4) A: We neeed to talk B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*
womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked.
honey, about our relationship, we gotta talk.
the WORSE combination of four words in the dictionary. usually implies the future action in a realtionship aka, hes dumping you.
Jack- Betty, we need to talk. Betty- oh shit
The 4 word sentence that never leads to a good conversation. Usually a good way to prepare the other for bad news.
Translations for "We have to talk": From Boss: You're fired. From Girlfriend: I'm pregnant, I'm dumping you. From Parents: We know what you did. From Friends: Pay your rent dammit.
I'm leaving you, shmuck.
We need to talk. I'm moving back with my Mom.
Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."
My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.