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weenus

1. An incredibly stupid or idiotic person or act

2. male appendege

3. Something that gets you aggrevated

1. David, your a stupid weenus

2. My weenus poped out.

3. Why did the toaster break? Freaking weenus!

by apstguy March 17, 2004

weenus

someone who is being or acting in a stupid manner

Patrick stop being a weenus, the cat doesn't like being spun on the tile floor

by Stephanie September 12, 2003

weenus

A very small or tiny penis.

Girl...He pulled down his pants and showed me his weenus.

by Pooh Butt February 11, 2008

weenus

the two big floppy things that cover a possums ass.

1. Look at the weenus on that possum!!!!
2. That possum has a double weenus!!!
3. That possums weenus is bigger than yours!!!

by Weenus January 29, 2005

weenus

"weenus"--a tiny "nus." there's big-nus, small-nus, happi-nus--and wee--nus.
the debate is over! obviously it's the skin on your ELBOW!

the 1st little piggy went to the market,the second little piggy stayed home, the third little piggy had roast beef, the next little piggy had none, the last little piggy went weenus, weenus, weenus all the way home.

by mike slaven August 08, 2006

weenus

The male penis.

Bob, you have a small weenus unlike Timmy who has a rather large weenus.

by Ellie November 15, 2002