A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.
"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom." "You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?" "No..." "OMG you're such a toilet whomper."
1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too 2. Abortion
“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.” “I’m off to get a baby whomper!” “baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”
(adj)- Bestest friend ever!!! <3 Founded at frontier jr. high;D
Person#1 = "Haayyy gurll!" Person#2 = " Omg why are you calling me this early you Butt Whomper... -_-"
(adj) -Bestest friend ever <3!!!!!! -also can be an annoying person or just some random dude you find at the mall ;D
You= " Haayy girl!" Bffff= "Omg why did you call me this early you Butt Whomper -_-?"
A very large person of considerable weight, usually an overweight female with flabby arms and a turkey neck, can be seen at local buffets sitting at a corner table eating their weight in greasy fried food and samples of every dessert.
Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!
A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.
After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded. I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.
In American Slang: An overly large poop.
Man I just dropped a JOLLY WHOMPER in the toilet, dont go in there for at least an hour.