A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being
The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.
the term has been popularised among online gaming communities by the slogan of one of the mightiest and most well-known clans participating in the famous on-lnine game, Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).
"For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"
A derivative of kick your butt.
Let's play chess and I will whoop that ass!
What 'The Rock' does.
Rock:I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you
To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass
When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.
Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."
Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."