A fork of Rural Dictionary
To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.
play-dough loves to wake n bake.
the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
Can also be used as a noun: A person who wakes and bakes on a regular basis, gets high a lot, is almost always high.
Person 1: That new boy in our class is so cute! Person 2: Aye! But don't waste your time, I have heard that he is a wake and bake.
when you first wake up and take the biggest cock you can find and push it into your ass as fast as possible
when todd woke up we wake and baked the fuck out of him.
The phrase “wake and bake” is used when someone wakes up and smokes marijuana first thing in the morning before breakfast, brushing your teeth, or doing any sort of activity.
Let's wake and bake after a our long day or night to put our body into a relaxed mode and fall back to sleep.
To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.
"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."
When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot Past tense: Woke and boke raped
"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"