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Probably the hottest man you will ever see. He is very charming and extremely funny.

Wow, what a man.
He is probably a Will Watkins.

A person who says he will soon retire but doesn't.

Boy' that Kevin always says he'll Watkins! It's been over a year now!

The paedophilic lead singer of Welsh rock band lostprophets.

"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.

Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!

Generally a teacher. Responds to :
- Watkin
-Watkinator
-Hobo
-Crazy dood
And any other insult.

Tries to be funny, not always succeding, and lives on humor. Can be quite harsh, so dont get on the wrong side of a Mr Watkin...

Ugh, my teacher is Mr Watkin. Kill me.

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon

Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up

NASCAR!!!!!

Beer! Left turn! What's Watkins Glen..